Did anyone laugh when you fell while skating? No, but the ice made some cracks.
I didn't just learn how to skate. I learned that and graduated with a black robe, darker bruises and one of those funny hats, (which, by the way, are called "mortarboards" because they resemble a tool used by bricklayers to
Road Trips
It's about to get a little depressing. I can't really get a passport. I'm not ‘adopted’ as such because that's a lot of unnecessary drama when really I could just wait an extra two years so that I'm 18 and then