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Why the Dirty Dancing Remake will Suck

Why the Dirty Dancing Remake will Suck – Dance Lift screenshot from Dirty Dancing (1987)

24th May 2017 (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!).

It seems someone has decided that it is their business to remake the 1987 piece of art that is ‘Dirty Dancing’.

My first response. Why?

Why try to duplicate something that could only be what it already is? A legacy.

I know of a few changes, though; for example, no more Patrick Swayze… and second… no more Jennifer Grey… nope, they just found another young lady in need of a nose job and replaced her. Honestly a 56-year-old C list Jennifer could probably still do baby better than who they cast.

Who, do you ask? You’ll wish you hadn’t…

Remember Little Miss Sunshine?

Why the Dirty Dancing Remake will Suck – Olive (Abigail Breslin) from Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Olive (Abigail Breslin) from Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

Yeah… this is her now.

Why the Dirty Dancing Remake will Suck – Abigail Breslin
Abigail Breslin

Ladies and Gentlemen… the one and only… IRREPLACEABLE Jennifer Grey…

Why the Dirty Dancing Remake will Suck – Jennifer Grey
Jennifer Grey

Abigail Breslin…

Why the Dirty Dancing Remake will Suck – Abigail Breslin
Abigail Breslin

Original Baby and Swazey…

Why the Dirty Dancing Remake will Suck – Dirty Dancing (1987)
Dirty Dancing (1987)

Baby-faced disappointment in the making…

Why the Dirty Dancing Remake will Suck - Abigail Breslin on Chelsea
Abigail Breslin

Same. My thoughts exactly.

Don’t get me wrong, Abigail Breslin I’m sure is a great actress and has a lot of fun saying whatever she wants, I kind of respect that. But the kind of dainty she needs to be in order to play Baby properly just can’t be in there can it?

I might be a bit biased because I’ve never really been a big fan of Abigail Breslin. Mostly on account of My Sisters Keeper making me cry and umm this song…

Abigail Breslin, in my view, just seems very mouthy and sort of hypocritical. For example, she’s known to be a big promoter of feminism and so forth, but in the above song, she says a number of things (about supposedly Michael Clifford from 5SOS) which are not only horribly rude from his point of view but also contradictory to these ‘feminist values’ she supposedly holds. I just don’t really like her, but that’s all fine.

I just don’t feel she was the best choice. You know who would’ve been perfect? Natalia Dyer, Nancy Wheeler from Stranger Things. However, so far, the media disagrees with me. Nevertheless, I hope she had the time of her life getting hypothermia from that lake scene.

“Peace out, brussel sprout,”
– Tyneesha

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